Delete. It's a shame, it's better written than many of the legit stubs on here--wonderful economy of information. I especially like the idea of being prepared to raise chickens anywhere in the world. Postdlf 6:31 20 Apr 2004 (UTC)
Whoa. Slightly POV, IMHO. And unless you've done time in Southern California, odds are you have no idea where Santa Clarita is. On a positive and serious note, would the gentleman be willing to share his knowledge about raising chickens? Delete current vanity page, though. - Lucky 6.9 21:44, 20 Apr 2004 (UTC)
Delete. I love that kind of writing -- reminds me of SJ Perelman. It makes sense, but it doesn't make sense. Prepared to raise chickens anywhere in the world -- now that's what I call being ready for anything. Wile E. Heresiarch 03:52, 21 Apr 2004 (UTC)
Maybe we should have a side-project for fake articles, like Onion-style. Postdlf 00:44 23 Apr 2004 (UTC)
